A HUGE space turnip at the centre of the universe is the source of all matter, it has been revealed.
Research by students at St David's 6th form college in Llandudno has answered one of the biggest mysteries of the universe.
They made the discovery by accident while trying to force a ping pong ball into an empty Fanta bottle.
Dave, from the college, said: "I've always suspected that the birth of the universe came from a turnip. It's good to have it confirmed.
"I've been telling people for years, but no-one listened."
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