How to Look Good Naked, Channel 4

11:30am Wednesday 30th April 2008

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FORMER beauty queen Claire Osgood hates her boobs so much she keeps them hidden at all times.

"They're awful," she wept staring at herself in Gok Wan's full-length mirror on last night's How to Look Good Naked, tears streaming down her face.

But the poor viewer who left the TV at this point, nipping to put the kettle on, wouldn't have been able to believe their eyes.

Because, 10 minutes later with a bit of encouragement from old Gok (well, more a case of thrusting his face into her bosom and gurgling like a happy baby) and she was exposing her "bangers" to the bemused visitors to a large shopping centre.

The transformation was jaw-dropping to say the least - not least for those who were there to witness it I suspect.

Poor souls, just popped into M&S to get something for tea and found themselves face-to-face with a pair of Amazonian breasts.

How on earth does Gok do it?

In a few minutes he does for these women what years of therapy can't - makes them feel great about themselves.

He takes a woman plagued by crippling self-doubt and with a couple of chants of "You go, my girl" and some industrial-sized underwear they're left thinking they've a body to rival Kate Moss.

I just wish I knew him.

If you could bottle Gok Wan you'd have a bigger hit on your hands than No.7's protect and perfect serum.